Sexual orientation of the geeks

Given the claim i had made in the last post, i am bound to write this one, but then given the self acclaimed modernist that i am, i might not.

For some odd reason, TBBT sex scenes are coming back to my mind. Is geeky sex the same? Or do they take advice from "Sex for dummies"? Do they think they are the Holmes or the Siffredi's of moves and their lovers will have responses like the grey's and the jameson's? Because geeks don't do anything without studying. They are not wired that way. Not wired to take the chance, calculated risk though they are adept at.

But we were talking about their sexual orientation and not sex. Yes, i am slightly perverted. Relatively, slightly. Sexual orientation is very much straight, though and i plan to keep it that way for most of the nights.

Oh, but the geeks' sexual orientation, right right.

The normal people have grown up drooling over the Matt Damons and the Clooneys, girls these days go bonkers over the Damons and the Deans, men are till stuck on the Jennas and the Sashas, but when in IIT you see iitians moving around, there are no chills down your spine, no goosebumps, no hawa ka chalna or the playing of the violins. No matter how goodlooking the he-iitian is or how adorable the she-iitian is , the spark is missing. Really. Its missing.

I used to wonder, for a lot of time, what is wrong with this place, given how crushes went on in school, and the things one did, the general sexual atmosphere lacked something. It took me a year to figure it out. Roaming around the gray roads of non-arousing objects, i finally figured, iitians are just asexual. There it is. Girls have been handed the rough part of the deal, being labelled as she-males, but apart from being grossly discriminating as most girls feel, concentrating the sexuality on the minority in the nerd heaven is plain ...stupid. In the more broader sense : iitians are just plain asexual.

And now i will state the constraints:

1. This does not mean that there is something wrong with them( down there, for the perverts thinking so).

2. This clearly does not mean, that most of them will not fornicate or procreate( yes, you, the one with the spectacles, chill)

3. This does not affect the chances of you nailing a DU chick, they know the truth, and your chances,though terribly low in the first year, will exponentially increase in the 4th year. They are out of college, and well practically out of jobs, and then the mission : NAIL iitian begins.

4. This does not mean that you are abnormal, though having 1 TB of porn does make you the same.

5. For the girls, it does not mean that you won't feel any thing when he touches your breasts( or whatever scholarly fantasies you have). I know, your hormones have been repressed equally and the first night will be all worth it. (Thats what all of you have been saving for right?)

6. There are a lot of other things which it does not imply, but i am shy to list them.

What it certainly does mean, is...you just aren't sexy enough...not at all!